Me and my Akidah: December 2005

Music playa!

Woohoo! I'm the flash movie master! Master of flash movies! flash master movie! and whatever more jumbled words to get you laughing on your seat. My music player is better and finally there to spoil those ear drums. Wasn't such an easy job to learn it on your own though. Oh yeah, if you guys have problems with putting music in your page, just tell me what song, I'll download it and just insert it into my player and give you the code. I'm guessing its that easy for me, and besides, every page should have their own music to make it look alive. And don't try to take advantage coz my kindness is limited accordingly. *cough cough* syafic *cough cough*

One God

Two more days

I don't know why I'm so excited, but I just had this urge to write a short post saying that I'm looking forward to the year 2006. Hope all you guys out there are having fun in whatever stuff you're doing!

Another copy and answer thing

[1] List 10 things you want to say to people but know you never will.
[2] Don't say who they are.
[3] Disable comments
[4] Never discuss it again

Asswipe no.1
I thank you, for borrowing my stuff, not returning it for over a few months, lending it to your 'rich' friend and saying that I'm so kedekut (greedy). Thank you! (you peace of crap). Oh oh! And I like the way you cheer me up!

Asswipe no.2
Dude, get up and pray with me!

Asswipe no.3
I appreciate your company, but you noe, following a person's ass for the next 100 yrs ain't cool. lol....No. I'm serious. Really.Why do I care if you have a boyfriend?? every year i hear the same old, I've got another boyfriend crap. Keep it to yourself dude. You should lose weight...stop eating rice and chicken with soya sauce at 3 in the morning. You're starting to look different. Other than that, you're a nice girl. :D

Asswipe no.4
This food sux!

Asswipe no.5
You're a nice person to be with, really. I let you talk alot about your stuff. But thats was really long ago. I wish we were good friends again. I know it was my fault, and its been really hard for you to forgive me. Look what you made me do, I feel like some sorry assed crap load. I'm really sorry for getting you angry. I don't care if you won't forgive me, but I've sed my stuff.

Asswipe no.6
Baaah!

Asswipe no.7
I really wanna get to see you again sometime, its been ages. But theres this high possibility that we'll never again meet. *sniff* (lol)

Asswipe no.8
OI!! PAPER LAMA! PAPER LAMA!!!

Asswipe no.9
I hate this movie.

Asswipe no.10
Hi.

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That wasn't such an easy job to do. I guess the rest of the stuff I'd like to say to many of you wouldn't be tragic enough for listing above. Just in case I won't be on9 or there with you at 12 O'clock, Happy New Year!

One God.

Mystery Girl

On one of the nights a few weeks back, I had fallen asleep at around 8 pm. I was awakened by my roomates at around 9 30 pm. They said that while I was fast asleep there was a knock on our door. They opened up and saw a cute, cudly and fair girl who looked as young as me and was around 160 cm tall.

She said something like, "can I see Adib please?"

And my roomates called another roomate of mine, also named Adeep but then she sed, "no, not this Adib, the one who lives in ****** and takes diploma in ******** "
(how da f*** wud any girl noe)

But when she was told that I was fast asleep, she said something like, "oh nevermind then, maybe I'll come back some other time when I'm free." Then she left without leaving any information, not even her name!

The strange thing here is, I've never ever told any female friends, except my mum, where my hostel location is. And I would never even tell anyone either. I called up my family and almost all my relatives whether it was them, or whether they knew about this. They just said that they didn't know, and that I should just ignore about it. My mum and dad got really worried and told me to be careful. My roomates said that if I don't want her, I could introduce her to them. lol.

But there hasn't been any related news about this incognito girl during the following weeks. It might be one of you reading this. Gee I should make a rule. Anyone who wants to meet up with me MUST send an email, SMS, letter, fax, messenger man or even call me first before doing so. Any one I don't recognise who just wants to get to know each other must bring their original copy of the passport or IC, some money and a few chocolate bars.

One God

History Lesson.

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both of their wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

*Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is onehistory lesson people don't mind reading *